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What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Features: Men's shoe ...

These socks are a hole-in-one! Ok, that was too easy. Look, I know very little about golf, but I know that there's a lot of beer involved. And when...

We get it. You're on your way home from work feeling all inspired after finding that perfect recipe, but then you get to cooking and your life tu...

Everything's better with just a pinch of altitude sickness. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, ...

The term "beer me" can also be used to request non-beer items. For instance: "beer me those tongs" or "beer me the car keys." The possibilities are...

Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be mo...

Sorry, I didn't mean to yell. I just wanted to make sure you really heard me. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

I'll tell ya, it's certainly not saffron or paprika. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Look at you! Taking notes, making jokes, distracting us from the mundane reality of the workplace. You're so cool! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12...

I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.

Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Yes, that's bitchy in a good way. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.

Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world. Other times, I've got abso-fucking-lutely none of it. Not a speck. Women's shoe size 5-...

How many times do I have to ask you to not curse in front of the giraffe?! You know she's just going to repeat everything you say. Features: Su...

Picking a favourite cheese would be like picking a favourite child, so don't even ask. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I feel GREAT. Features:  Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed c...

You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed...

Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up? Features:  Super-insulated. ...

I'm all for religious tolerance and freedom, but if you don't believe in Pizza Angels then I can't be your friend. Features: Super-absorbent. 1...

It's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?!  Features: Super-insulated. 100% c...

Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex.

It feels good to just say it out loud, doesn't it? Men's shoe size 7-12. 56% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 3% spandex.

I am very busy at the moment but if you have something particularly important to tell me write it down on a note and pass it to my cat.  Features:...

That said, I'm not going to tell you WHAT I've seen. You'll have to use your imagination for that. Features:  Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% combed c...

Back in my day we didn't even have aprons, we just wiped our dirty hands on our shirts. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extr...

Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks! Features:  Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Featur...

Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he like...

Not all who wander are (unintentionally) lost. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

Seriously, how are you really supposed to know if you're peeing because you have to pee or because you think you *might* have to pee? Features: ...

I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% ...

You sure did! And they're standing right here! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

I'll bake love to you, like you want me to, and I'll fold in your egg whites, baby all through the night... Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heav...

But not before a little sweet talk. I have standards, you know. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Watch out! I've got a spatula and I'm not afraid to use it! Features:  Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ti...

Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

While we're listing accomplishments I'm really good at binge watching my shows, too. Super Insulated 100% cotton Measures: 31.5cm x 18cm

Great ladies have said it, now great ladies can wear it. Aspiring great ladies are also welcome. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed c...

Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn near perfect match for your kitchen. Features:...

I've heard bad things about it, too. But the reviews have been generally positive. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-lon...

You can be a partial perfectionist all of the time or you can be a total perfectionist some of the time but you can't ever really make things perf...

Say it loud, say it proud, say it with a tiny bit of superiority because now you're done saying it and everyone else is spending too much time and...

I know I said I'd clean up, but this is going TOO FAR. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylo...