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Enjoy some toilet humour while on the toilet! Toilet paper printed with crap jokes to help pass the time Excellent novelty gift that is sure to ma...
View full detailsAre you looking for a hilarious pair of tiny prop hands to prank your friends with! Now is your chance to give an itty bitty salute, a puny handsh...
View full detailsWe already know these guys are super cute and fun and now we have super stretchy sausage dogs! Filled with textured sand that holds whatever shape...
View full detailsMaybe you haven't had much luck in the past? Or maybe you are just wanting to have a bit of an upgrade? Avoid the silly questions, nagging, and ho...
View full detailsPlop this little poop in water and watch him grow. This Smiling Poo Emoji will be the talk of the town on your office desk or beside your bed. Gre...
View full detailsThe ultimate party weapon - load it up and shoot your way to a great night. Features: Easy to use - just load the cartridge, pull back the cockin...
View full detailsNo more waiting around for them to finish with this handy timer! Features: Set the timer and when 5 minutes is up, it's time to wipe
Never be caught without a beer bottle opener again! This is a perfect addition to ensure no man is left empty handed. Features: Made from brushed...
View full detailsA USB-powered mini blower that's perfectly sized to whisk away the crumbs on your desk, need I say more? Features: Bright vibrant orange colour w...
View full detailsSee the Jesus boogie for yourself with this solar-powered dashboard dancer of Jesus Features: Jesus, take the wheel! Just expose the solar stri...
View full detailsSuper squishy stretchy mouldable pigs! Filled with textured sand that holds whatever shape you mould it into Fun stress toy for all ages 65(L) x ...
View full detailsUnmentionables in the bath? It's time to fish them out! This classic toy makes bath time fun for kids young and young at heart. Features: Fishin'...
View full detailsA super squeezy sausage for improved blood circulation, stress relief and muscle tension! Features: 1 Stress Relief Sausage
The scented soap that tells you where to stick it. Perfect for housemates that need a subtle warning to avoid any nasty mix-ups. Features: The wh...
View full detailsThis super fun game puts your twerking skills to the test. Fill your box up with ping pong balls and race to see who can empty their twerk box the ...
View full detailsWork out some stress by hitting the Mini Knockout Swearing Punching Ball! This perfect mini punching ball affixes easily to any flat surface and, ...
View full detailsGrow your very open Santa! This is a perfect for stocking stuffers or pre-Christmas opener. Features: Just place in water to make it grow Grows u...
View full detailsA big old banana for stress relief Squeeze to feel as cool and calm as a banana Fruity and wholesome
A big squeezy, stretchy, bendable eggplant for ultimate stress relief Cheeky 3D version of your favourite emoji! Great novelty gift for those tha...
View full detailsSoft & fuzzy plush filled with colourful jellies that pop out of their bellies! Squish em and feel your troubles melt away 6 adorable designs:...
View full detailsCute smiling avocado stress toy! Give it a squeeze and feel your worries melt away Great for staying calm when your avos aren't ripe enough to eat....
View full detailsYou might've seen desktop table tennis before. And you might have thought it was pretty cute and tiny. But no table tennis is as cute and tiny as ...
View full detailsCan create and display beautiful sculptures in seconds Will not hurt your skin, safe for both kids and adults Not just a toy, but also a cool artw...
View full details"WWJD - What Would Jesus Drink?" - this awesome flask is a great option for your next night out on the town. Features: Capacity: 175mL Includes ...
View full detailsIt's always open season on your desk! Practice your shooting skills with the rubber band-loaded pencil gun. Features: Comes with 3 yellow duck t...
View full detailsMan up and grow some balls by literally growing these balls. Features: Just add these balls to water and they grow up to 6 times their size Grea...
View full detailsSuper stretchy bread loaf dog!Filled with textured sand that holds whatever shape you mould it intoRealistic Pembroke Welsh Corgi fur texture &...
View full detailsThe oh-so-soft and fluffy steamed bun! Features a squishy bun in a bamboo steamer Smoosho's satisfying feel and texture makes all your worries me...
View full detailsWiggle your way through the day with this sensory slug. Approx 18cm x 5cm 3+ yrs.
Stainless steel flask featuring everyone's favourite sausage-shaped pup Punny black decal reads 'It's been a long day' under a dachshund silhouett...
View full detailsHide your booze in plain sight! Flask that looks and feels just like a sunscreen bottle Comes with a small funnel to easily fill the flask Dimens...
View full detailsWorlds Smallest Fishing - 12cm x 8cm x 2.5cm
The Worlds Smallest Golf Set is teeny tiny ! It contains everything you need for a tee-rific game of office golf in a handy metal tin. Includes 2 g...
View full detailsSimply push the object or body part you want to make a 3D impression of into the fine metal pins, and viola, your own unique sculpture to display...
View full detailsThis Jenga-inspired game is so small, it comes with plastic tweezers to help you pull out the blocks! But this tiny set of blocks still packs eno...
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Covering all ages, prices and interests, we’ve got gifts & gadgets for every occasion. Shop all products relating to calendar events such as Valentine’s Day, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Easter and Christmas, or get something to suit personal celebrations such as birthdays, baby showers, graduations, weddings, anniversaries, housewarmings and more.
We have loads of categories too, ranging from games & grooming, books & beauty, socks & sunglasses, tech & toys, candles, clothing & jewellery – just to name a few! We can cater to every type of person and personality in your life, from your bestie to the boss, your dad to your dog, and everything in-between. Our huge range of weird, wacky & wonderful gifts are sure to satisfy even the hardest to please present receivers.
We’re not just trendy, we’re timely too, and we always like to keep up with the latest and greatest brands and their most popular products. Some of our superstar stockists include picnic professionals Kollab, skincare specialists Bopo Women, reusable coffee cup connoisseurs Frank Green and hand-made homewares from Robert Gordon. We also love all products that come in new from Jones & Co, Annabel Trends, Oshi, Blue Q, White Moose and ISGift.