Christmas Cards & Wrapping

'Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits'

Candle Bark Greeting Card designed and made in Australia using a great range of different materials including designer fabrics and lots of glitter....

'Enjoy a cool Christmas'

'We gonna party like it's ma birthday'

'Mrs Claus takes the reins this Christmas'

'Christmas calories don't count!'

'All I want for Christmas'

"TRY the Stilton, it's to DIE for!" "GULP!"

Have yourself a merry little Christmas

"A steep goal I've set myself is to not puke at the Christmas party."

"Dear Santa, I've been good all year. Well, most of the time. OK, occasionally. Oh, fuck it I'll buy my own shit."