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Christmas Gifts for Him

Christmas Gifts for Him

  • Crap Jokes Toilet Paper-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Crap Jokes Toilet Paper-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

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    Enjoy some toilet humour while on the toilet! Toilet paper printed with crap jokes to help pass the time Excellent novelty gift that is sure to ma...

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  • Gift Republic | Micro Penis Mug-Homing Instincts
    Gift Republic | Micro Penis Mug-Homing Instincts
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    Gift Republic | Micro Penis Mug

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    “What a curiously patterned mu... oh it's a load of tiny dicks." There are no two ways about it – this mug is covered with hundreds of micro pen...

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  • MDI | Father Definition Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Father Definition Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Father Definition Mug

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    Are you looking for that perfect gift this Father's Day? Celebrate Dads and all their embarrassing yet truly inspiring qualities with a mug that e...

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  • MDI | Tiny Hands-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Tiny Hands-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Tiny Hands

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    Are you looking for a hilarious pair of tiny prop hands to prank your friends with! Now is your chance to give an itty bitty salute, a puny handsh...

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  • MDI | Grow a Girlfriend-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Grow a Girlfriend-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Grow a Girlfriend

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    Maybe you haven't had much luck in the past? Or maybe you are just wanting to have a bit of an upgrade? Avoid the silly questions, nagging, and ho...

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  • Boobs Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Boobs Mug-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    Boobs Mug

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    Rise and shine with a perky bounce in your step! This voluptuous mug is the perfect way to start your mornings, and makes a hilarious novelty gift ...

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  • MDI | Koolface Poo Timer-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Koolface Poo Timer-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Koolface Poo Timer

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    No more waiting around for them to finish with this handy timer! Features: Set the timer and when 5 minutes is up, it's time to wipe

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  • MDI | Ring Beer Bottle Opener-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Ring Beer Bottle Opener-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Ring Beer Bottle Opener

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    Never be caught without a beer bottle opener again! This is a perfect addition to ensure no man is left empty handed. Features: Made from brushed...

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  • MDI | Mini Blower-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Mini Blower-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Mini Blower

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    A USB-powered mini blower that's perfectly sized to whisk away the crumbs on your desk, need I say more? Features: Bright vibrant orange colour w...

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  • Fishin' for Floaters Bath Fishing Game-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Fishin' for Floaters Bath Fishing Game-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    Fishin' for Floaters Bath Fishing Game

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    Unmentionables in the bath? It's time to fish them out! This classic toy makes bath time fun for kids young and young at heart.  Features: Fishin'...

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  • MDI | Stress Relief Sausage-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Stress Relief Sausage-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Stress Relief Sausage

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    A super squeezy sausage for improved blood circulation, stress relief and muscle tension! Features: 1 Stress Relief Sausage 

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  • MDI | Arse/Face Soap-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Arse/Face Soap-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Arse/Face Soap

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    The scented soap that tells you where to stick it. Perfect for housemates that need a subtle warning to avoid any nasty mix-ups. Features: The wh...

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  • MDI | Mini Knockout Swearing-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Mini Knockout Swearing

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    Work out some stress by hitting the Mini Knockout Swearing Punching Ball! This perfect mini punching ball affixes easily to any flat surface and, ...

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  • Stress Banana-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Stress Banana-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    Stress Banana

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    A big old banana for stress relief Squeeze to feel as cool and calm as a banana Fruity and wholesome

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  • MDI | Stress Relief Eggplant-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Stress Relief Eggplant-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Stress Relief Eggplant

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    A big squeezy, stretchy, bendable eggplant for ultimate stress relief Cheeky 3D version of your favourite emoji! Great novelty gift for those tha...

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  • MDI | Adult Charades Game-MDI-Homing Instincts
    MDI | Adult Charades Game-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Adult Charades Game

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    A re-imagining of the classic game to make a naughty party game for naughty people. Players act out rude suggestions and their teammates try to gu...

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  • Stress Relief Avocado-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Stress Relief Avocado-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    Stress Relief Avocado

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    Cute smiling avocado stress toy! Give it a squeeze and feel your worries melt away Great for staying calm when your avos aren't ripe enough to eat....

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  • World's Smallest Table Tennis-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    World's Smallest Table Tennis

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    You might've seen desktop table tennis before. And you might have thought it was pretty cute and tiny. But no table tennis is as cute and tiny as ...

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  • MDI | Desktop Duck Shooting-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    MDI | Desktop Duck Shooting

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    It's always open season on your desk! Practice your shooting skills with the rubber band-loaded pencil gun. Features: Comes with 3 yellow duck t...

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  • World's Smallest Fishing Set-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    World's Smallest Fishing Set

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    Worlds Smallest Fishing - 12cm x 8cm x 2.5cm

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  • World's Smallest Golf Set-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    World's Smallest Golf Set

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    The Worlds Smallest Golf Set is teeny tiny ! It contains everything you need for a tee-rific game of office golf in a handy metal tin. Includes 2 g...

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  • World's Smallest Topple Tower Game-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    World's Smallest Topple Tower Game

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    This Jenga-inspired game is so small, it comes with plastic tweezers to help you pull out the blocks!   But this tiny set of blocks still packs eno...

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  • Poo Head Hoop Game-MDI-Homing Instincts
    Poo Head Hoop Game-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    Poo Head Hoop Game

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    Koolface novelty products  Design: Poo Head Hoop Game Pack contents:  1 x hoop 3 x poles 20 x poos 1 x headband 2 x brackets The perfect game f...

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  • World's Smallest Galileo Thermometer-MDI-Homing Instincts
    World's Smallest Galileo Thermometer-MDI-Homing Instincts
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    World's Smallest Galileo Thermometer

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    This World's Smallest Galileo Thermometer may be tiny, but it can certainly predict surrounding air temperatures! Your small glass novelty thermom...

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If you’re looking for Christmas gifts for him, look no further than Homing Instincts!

Games and Grooming

Is your fella a mastermind or manicured man? If he fancies himself as a clever clogs, we’ve got your Christmas gift ideas for him covered, with a variety of games including Campfire Poker and Adult Charades. If he prefers to maintain his body, not mind, get him something from our men’s skincare range from Handsome, Hunter Lab and Gentlemen’s Hardware. Personal products include moisturisers, shaving gel, hand & body washes and cologne.

Sunglasses, Socks & Undies

Want to make the man in your life sun safe and stylish? Our sunglasses and blue light filter lens with IZIPIZI are cool and colourful and come with 100% UV protection. If you’re looking for funny Christmas gifts for him, there’s no need to veer away from the traditional socks & jocks. Blue Q’s socks feature hilarious quotes and mantras to impress or offend, so he’ll always be making a sassy statement.

Books, Bottles and Beyond!

If your bloke likes a book (with pictures, of course), we’ve got a range of reading varieties, from Lonely Planet guidebooks and 50 places to surf and ski, to books on beer and BBQs. Give your guy the hint to stay hydrated this festive season with a range of sleek drink bottles from Memobottle, Destination Label, S’well and Ted Baker. Still need that last minute Christmas gift for him? We’ve got stacks to see, from Homewares and Kitchen accessories, to Tech and so much more! Browse online or in-store today!