Gifts for Him

It's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?!  Features: Super-insulated. 100% c...

The only good thing about this meeting is that it matches your socks. Specifications: Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spa...

Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

You can be a partial perfectionist all of the time or you can be a total perfectionist some of the time but you can't ever really make things perf...

Everything's better with just a pinch of altitude sickness. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.

It feels good to just say it out loud, doesn't it? Men's shoe size 7-12. 56% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 3% spandex.

It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylo...

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Features: Men's shoe ...

The term "beer me" can also be used to request non-beer items. For instance: "beer me those tongs" or "beer me the car keys." The possibilities are...

You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

Who's a hero? YOU'RE A HERO. Congratulations, my dear. Please, have a slice. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Watch out, guys! This man's got a pan and he's not afraid to use it. Or, at least, if he is, he's not letting on. Features: Super-insulated. 10...

I usually do the dishes. I almost always put the seat down. I only forgot our anniversary once! Ok, twice. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% ...

Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks! Features:  Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he like...

You know what they say: more is always more! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.

My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I feel GREAT. Features:  Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed c...

Look at you! Taking notes, making jokes, distracting us from the mundane reality of the workplace. You're so cool! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12...

I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.

You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, ...

Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex.

Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Featur...

Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just s...

These socks are a hole-in-one! Ok, that was too easy. Look, I know very little about golf, but I know that there's a lot of beer involved. And when...