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  • Rosie Made A Thing | Believed She Could Card-Homing Instincts
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    Rosie Made A Thing | Believed She Could Card

    Rosie Made A Thing

    She believed she could but once the kids were in bed she couldn't be arsed. So she didn't.

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  • Rosie Made a Thing | Knitting is my Superpower Card-Homing Instincts
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    Rosie Made a Thing | Knitting is my Superpower Card

    Rosie Made A Thing

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  • Uniporn... - Card-Homing Instincts
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    Uniporn... - Card

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    "Uniporn rainbows glitter anal"

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  • Wrong Hole! - Card-Homing Instincts
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    Wrong Hole! - Card

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    This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in the UK. FSC c...

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  • I swear to drunk I'm not God! - Card-Homing Instincts
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    I swear to drunk I'm not God! - Card

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  • Old Friends Card-Homing Instincts
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    Old Friends Card

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    "Awwww Bobo really knows your scent." "Yes. It's called piss."

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  • Birthday Time Card - "Look honey, the candles have arrived!"-Homing Instincts
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    Birthday Time Card - "Look honey, the candles have arrived!"

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  • Card - Eighty today: Grand old Age by Woodmansterne-Scarpa Imports-Homing Instincts
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    Card - Eighty today: Grand old Age by Woodmansterne

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    A card to celebrate eighty 'Grand' years on earth.

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  • Card - Happy Birthday Wonderful Wife by Caroline Gardner-Scarpa Imports-Homing Instincts
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    Card - Happy Birthday Wonderful Wife by Caroline Gardner

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    Spots are back! Colourfully spotty cards with 2 metallic coloured foils and finished with hand written text in gold foil. They're fun, jolly and p...

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  • Card - Contraception by Kiss me Kwik-Scarpa Imports-Homing Instincts
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    Card - Contraception by Kiss me Kwik

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    "Are you using any contraception besides your horrible personality and ugly face?"   This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a ...

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  • Card - Resurrection by Kiss me Kwik-Scarpa Imports-Homing Instincts
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    Resurrection, or just pleased to see me? - Card

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    "Resurrection, or just pleased to see me?"This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measu...

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With every occasion, from births to deaths, good lucks to get well’s, there is one constant: greeting cards. No celebration or commiseration is complete without a card. Pre-filled or blank, a card is an introduction to the tone of the gift or event to come – and don’t you dare open your present before reading it! 

Funny Cards

When choosing a funny greeting card, you should consider the receiver’s sense of humour. Is it silly or sarcastic? Illogical or intellectual? From witty photos to amusing illustrations, browse our range to find your favourite form of funny…

Rude Cards

If the person you are buying a card for loves a bit of cheeky or bawdy, blue humour, look no further than our rude card collection. Everything’s in there, from the slightly indelicate to the downright deliciously indecent. Enjoy!

Mean Cards

Fond of the offensive, slurs and swear words? You’ve come to the right @#$%&! place. If you love throwing bold barbs and insults, you’re welcome! Our array of mean greeting cards cover every @#$%&! word under the sun, from A to Z (or more like, C to F).