Kris Kringle - Naughty

Hilarious turd-shaped stress toy Give it a squeeze and feel your worries melt away Great for when you're having a crappy day Product dimension app...

Namaste Nips Features: U.S. women's sock size 9-11 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% lycra

You're fucking welcome, and you're fucking welcome, everybody's fucking welcome, OK?!  Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% ...

How many times do I have to ask you to not curse in front of the giraffe?! You know she's just going to repeat everything you say. Features: Su...

Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world. Other times, I've got abso-fucking-lutely none of it. Not a speck. Women's shoe size 5-...

Back in my day we didn't even have aprons, we just wiped our dirty hands on our shirts. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extr...

Have you always wanted to swear in an unfamiliar country? You can now, thanks to How to F#cking Swear Around the World cards! With 100 cards each ...

The scented soap that tells you where to stick it. Perfect for housemates that need a subtle warning to avoid any nasty mix-ups. Features: The wh...

I'm all for religious tolerance and freedom, but if you don't believe in Pizza Angels then I can't be your friend. Features: Super-absorbent. 1...

Tell us how you really feel with your socks! Features: U.S. men's sock size 10-13 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% lycra

Yes, that's bitchy in a good way. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.

Watch out! I've got a spatula and I'm not afraid to use it! Features:  Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ti...

You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

She will take extra sprinkles, though, if you have them. Maybe a cherry, too? Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.