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Frank Green isn’t a person, it’s a philosophy. Not my words, his. Sorry, the philosophy’s! Anyway, if you aren’t getting around with a Frank Green drink bottle - who even are you?!
Smart, sleek and sustainable, Frank Green’s extensive range of straw and button lid drink bottles and cups have become a staple on Melbourne streets. There’s no doubt you’ve seen one, jutting out of student’s laptop bag, in the hot little hands of an inner-city hipster, or on your colleague’s desk at work.
If you haven’t got one yet (honestly, why it’s taken you so long I’ll never know), we here at Homing Instincts can change that.
We don’t want you to be the laughing stock of the office, standing by the water cooler or coffee machine with a stained ‘World’s Best Dad’ mug (especially since you don’t have kids!) We don’t want your classmates sniggering at you as you sip from a rubber nozzle bottle you’ve had for years, or to be whispered about at a house party because you’re still drinking from a disposable cup.
Because we’re clever clogs, we can help you shop by personality as well as practicality, and match you to your ideal bottle. Whether you like to sweat it out at the gym or sweat it out on the dancefloor, next time you replenish your fluids, you can do it in style.
It’s time to be anti-plastic and progressive and take the test. So, what are you waiting for? Which Frank Green drink bottle are you?
The 90s called – they’re proud of you, hun!
Neon is confidence, pride and power, like vintage parachute pants with a matching windbreaker. It’s a Jane Fonda exercise video and the bright coloured piping of your gym bag. Rip off the leg warmers, darling, you’re already too smokin’ hot!!
Fill it with ice-cold water for before and during a workout, or electric blue electrolytes for afterwards in the locker room.
Take your pick between three bold colours: hot pink, safety orange and fluorescent green.
So, the party don’t start ‘til you walk in, hey?
If the bouncer knows your name, and the bartender knows your weapon of choice, chances are you’re the loud & proud party animal of the group. You suffer severely (and often) from FOMO, in fact, you are right now reading this!
You’re the life of the party, and a demon on the dancefloor. You don’t know all the words but you sing them anyway, and you have a talent for turning almost anything into a drinking game (your girlfriends tend to tie your hair back before you’ve even started).
If this sounds like you, own it! Now see about owning a set of x4 Frank Green party cups too. Whether you’re hosting or gatecrashing, the next celebration you’re at won’t be complete without party cups filled with punch (and by punch, we mean alcohol).
You can get them in blush pink or mint gelato green.
If you’re crazy about control, listen up!
Your friends call you the “neat freak”. You can never not be on time and you’re obsessed with keeping things tidy. You colour coordinate your clothes, and the coat hangers you hang them on. You line up the stationary on your desk. Marie Kondo makes you happy, but mess makes you anxious. Hell, you even lint roll the cat!
However, don’t be embarrassed now, because a Frank Green gadget is just what the doctor ordered. Made from premium grade stainless steel and a layer of ceramic, these bottles repel stains and odours – meaning CLEAN – and they are dead easy to wash and wipe down.
And with a spill-resistant lid designed for optimum liquid flow, a Frank Green straw drink bottle is the perfect addition to your spotless lifestyle.
They come in pastel pink, green, lilac & yellow.
If you can’t function without a hot brew, then this collection is for you!
You live, breathe (and obviously drink) coffee. It’s the first thing you crave when you wake up in the morning, and the last thing you think of when you go to bed at night. You smile for way too long at the barista, watching him work his frothy milk magic. He doesn’t even ask for your name anymore, because how could he forget it?
The smell of caffeine makes you weak, the taste, utterly giddy (then a little jittery, to be honest). Be it an Espresso or Macchiato, Cappuccino or Flat White, you know your stuff, but you should also know that no homebrew or takeaway coffee is complete without Frank Green.
With triple walled vacuum insulation to keep your coffee hotter for longer, it’ll fit most standard cup holders (and more importantly, hands). Featuring a push button mechanism to open and close, sip away in style with a 295ml cup or a 1L option for those long, cold nights.
They come in pink, purple, black, coral, grey & yellow.
Still haven’t found your stainless steel & ceramic soulmate? Browse the full Frank Green drink bottle range today!