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Not all who wander are (unintentionally) lost. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.
Yes, that's bitchy in a good way. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.
Dream, believe, achieve, my friend. Dream, believe, achieve. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
The cool thing about mindful people is that they can still use the word "fuck." It's just that when they do, they do so from a more mindful perspec...
View full detailsHere I am, still having it. Never lost it, not once, and not ever gonna. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.
No, really... Are you going to check that? Because I think I smell smoke... and that flame is pretty high. Features: Super-insulated. 100%...
View full detailsI've got the gear, I've got the time, and I've got the stamina. Watch out food, I'm coming for ya. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton. ...
View full detailsBut not before a little sweet talk. I have standards, you know. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
I call 'em like I see 'em, ok? Features: Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.
You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.
Should you buy the shoes? Do you get the extra scoop? Do you take over the world? YES, GIRL, YES. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 35% combed c...
View full detailsSometimes "far" is the other side of the world... and sometimes it's just to the inner caverns of your mind. Pretty deep for a sock, huh? Women's...
View full detailsI know I said I'd clean up, but this is going TOO FAR. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
I was just on a walk the other day when it occurred to me. And honestly, I was so blown away by my own incredible tenacity that I had to sit down f...
View full detailsYou sure did! And they're standing right here! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
What came first, the Cute or the Psycho? The world may never know. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex. ...
View full detailsYou're fucking welcome, and you're fucking welcome, everybody's fucking welcome, OK?! Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% ...
View full detailsI'll bake love to you, like you want me to, and I'll fold in your egg whites, baby all through the night... Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heav...
View full detailsThe term "beer me" can also be used to request non-beer items. For instance: "beer me those tongs" or "beer me the car keys." The possibilities are...
View full detailsHow many times do I have to ask you to not curse in front of the giraffe?! You know she's just going to repeat everything you say. Features: Su...
View full detailsShe will take extra sprinkles, though, if you have them. Maybe a cherry, too? Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
The wind in my hair, the sun on my back, and shorts that make my butt look amazing. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 54% combed cotton; 43% ny...
View full detailsI hate to be the one to break it to you... NOT! Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 69% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 1% spandex.
Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world. Other times, I've got abso-fucking-lutely none of it. Not a speck. Women's shoe size 5-...
View full detailsMOVE OUTTA THE WAY! Fun Person coming through! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.
You can be a partial perfectionist all of the time or you can be a total perfectionist some of the time but you can't ever really make things perf...
View full detailsSay it loud, say it proud, say it with a tiny bit of superiority because now you're done saying it and everyone else is spending too much time and...
View full detailsNo time to chat! So sorry! Omigosh I know, aren't these socks great? Gotta run! Byeeeee! Women's shoe size 5-10. 65% combed cotton; 33% nylon; 2% s...
View full detailsI've considered your offer and, without regret, I must decline. Women's shoe size 5-10. 63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.
I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to be number one. Women's shoe size 5-10. 63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.
What team is YOUR team? Oh, your team isn't MY team? Sounds like they suck. Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
Call me shy one more time, I triple dog dare you. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.