Anniversary Gifts

Look at how optimistic, friendly and open to respectful discourse these foot friends are! Take that, Angry Feminist Stereotype! Features: Women...

If you're not afraid and you've got good enough suspension, everywhere is the bike path. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 56% combed cotton; 41...

The cool thing about mindful people is that they can still use the word "fuck." It's just that when they do, they do so from a more mindful perspec...

Remember how, when you were a kid, the Classic Rock station played the songs of your parent's youth and now it plays the songs of YOUR youth? Me ei...

Oaky, smoky, artichokey... just hand me a glass, already? Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Listen, I said "namaste" to like three strangers today so don't you dare come at me about my yoga pants. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% ...

Knitted socks with a soft sherpa lining will keep your tootsies toasty! Funky new designs to choose from, these lounge socks have grippers on the s...

Knitted socks with a soft sherpa lining will keep your tootsies toasty! Funky new designs to choose from, these lounge socks have grippers on the s...

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Also: sweat pants, warm feet, can't lose! Also: great gift, he'll owe you one, can't lose.  Fits men's shoe s...

I was just on a walk the other day when it occurred to me. And honestly, I was so blown away by my own incredible tenacity that I had to sit down f...

Dragons and wizards and shit! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.

Nylon Nudists Features: U.S. women's sock size 9-11 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% lycra

Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! Features: Women's shoe size 5...

See what we did there? Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

 Keep dreaming sweetie. You're not the boss of me? Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.

I hate to be the one to break it to you... NOT! Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 69% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 1% spandex.

Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

Knitted socks with a soft sherpa lining will keep your tootsies toasty! Funky new designs to choose from, these lounge socks have grippers on the s...

No time to chat! So sorry! Omigosh I know, aren't these socks great? Gotta run! Byeeeee! Women's shoe size 5-10. 65% combed cotton; 33% nylon; 2% s...

I've considered your offer and, without regret, I must decline. Women's shoe size 5-10. 63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.

I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to be number one. Women's shoe size 5-10. 63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.

The wind in my hair, the sand in my socks, and me at my absolute most zen-i-fied. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

There was a time, way back before, in the olden days, at which I cared. A little, not a lot. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotto...

Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it?? Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

Mmmm, breathe it in. Soft combed cotton! Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% nylon; 42% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Things that are bullshit: chauvinism, bigotry, a casual but confident disregard for anything you don't immediately understand. Things that are not...