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My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I feel GREAT. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed c...
View full detailsYou don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, ...
View full detailsWhat's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Features: Men's shoe ...
View full detailsRemember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be mo...
View full detailsYou'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed...
View full detailsHave you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But...
View full detailsHeyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Featur...
View full detailsThese socks are a hole-in-one! Ok, that was too easy. Look, I know very little about golf, but I know that there's a lot of beer involved. And when...
View full detailsGreat ladies have said it, now great ladies can wear it. Aspiring great ladies are also welcome. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed c...
View full detailsI am very busy at the moment but if you have something particularly important to tell me write it down on a note and pass it to my cat. Features:...
View full detailsA little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.
#YesAllWomenShouldBeRockingTheseSocks Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
I usually do the dishes. I almost always put the seat down. I only forgot our anniversary once! Ok, twice. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% ...
View full detailsSeriously, how are you really supposed to know if you're peeing because you have to pee or because you think you *might* have to pee? Features: ...
View full detailsThe only good thing about this meeting is that it matches your socks. Specifications: Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spa...
View full detailsI'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.
I just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She reminds me a little of you, actually. Features: Women's shoe size US 5-10 50% ...
View full detailsI talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do! Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 60% combed cotton; 20% nylon...
View full detailsThe cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis wher...
View full detailsHey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, moping about how no one loves them. Don't just s...
View full detailsAppropriate for a wide range of dress codes. Get it? DRESS codes? Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.
I'm so sorry for your loss. Sleep was such a kind, gentle soul and she'll be sorely missed. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton;...
View full detailsI've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% ...
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