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  • Card - F*ck this by Kiss me Kwik-Scarpa Imports-Homing Instincts
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    Card - F*ck this by Kiss me Kwik

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    This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in the UK. FSC c...

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  • Card - Sorry you're Leaving by Kiss Me Kwik-Scarpa Imports-Homing Instincts
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    Card - Sorry you're Leaving by Kiss Me Kwik

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  • Card - Do you really need that? by Holy Flaps-Scarpa Imports-Homing Instincts
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    Do you really need that? - Card

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  • Happy birthday from one huge d*ckhead to another - Card-Homing Instincts
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    Happy birthday from one huge d*ckhead to another - Card

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  • Card - Not a Gyno by Kiss me Kwik-Scarpa Imports-Homing Instincts
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    Card - Not a Gyno by Kiss me Kwik

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  • Card - Bro it's Your Birthday by Caroline Gardner-Scarpa Imports-Homing Instincts
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    Card - Bro it's Your Birthday by Caroline Gardner

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    The Word Up collection features key captions in a bold colour palette perfect for any man.  This card has been printed on board using a low chlorin...

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With every occasion, from births to deaths, good lucks to get well’s, there is one constant: greeting cards. No celebration or commiseration is complete without a card. Pre-filled or blank, a card is an introduction to the tone of the gift or event to come – and don’t you dare open your present before reading it! 

Funny Cards

When choosing a funny greeting card, you should consider the receiver’s sense of humour. Is it silly or sarcastic? Illogical or intellectual? From witty photos to amusing illustrations, browse our range to find your favourite form of funny…

Rude Cards

If the person you are buying a card for loves a bit of cheeky or bawdy, blue humour, look no further than our rude card collection. Everything’s in there, from the slightly indelicate to the downright deliciously indecent. Enjoy!

Mean Cards

Fond of the offensive, slurs and swear words? You’ve come to the right @#$%&! place. If you love throwing bold barbs and insults, you’re welcome! Our array of mean greeting cards cover every @#$%&! word under the sun, from A to Z (or more like, C to F).