New Arrivals

How many times do I have to ask you to not curse in front of the giraffe?! You know she's just going to repeat everything you say. Features: Su...

I call 'em like I see 'em, ok?  Features: Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.

Dream, believe, achieve, my friend. Dream, believe, achieve.  Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

Should you buy the shoes? Do you get the extra scoop? Do you take over the world? YES, GIRL, YES. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 35% combed c...

Knowledge is puppy power. Or is it the other way around? Probably doesn't matter. Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 2% spand...

She will take extra sprinkles, though, if you have them. Maybe a cherry, too? Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Sometimes "far" is the other side of the world... and sometimes it's just to the inner caverns of your mind. Pretty deep for a sock, huh? Women's...

I'm so sorry for your loss. Sleep was such a kind, gentle soul and she'll be sorely missed. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton;...

I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Actually, next time, just bring the ones with the elastic waist. Or none at all. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

The wind in my hair, the sun on my back, and shorts that make my butt look amazing. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 54% combed cotton; 43% ny...

Rising up, back on the street. Did my time, took my chances. Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet - just a wolf and his utensils. Features:...

I know I said I'd clean up, but this is going TOO FAR. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be mo...

Who's a hero? YOU'RE A HERO. Congratulations, my dear. Please, have a slice. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Hey, as long as someone else is doing the cooking, it's all good. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

Watch out, guys! This man's got a pan and he's not afraid to use it. Or, at least, if he is, he's not letting on. Features: Super-insulated. 10...

I'll tell ya, it's certainly not saffron or paprika. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

I usually do the dishes. I almost always put the seat down. I only forgot our anniversary once! Ok, twice. Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% ...

I'm all for religious tolerance and freedom, but if you don't believe in Pizza Angels then I can't be your friend. Features: Super-absorbent. 1...

Picking a favourite cheese would be like picking a favourite child, so don't even ask. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Seriously, how are you really supposed to know if you're peeing because you have to pee or because you think you *might* have to pee? Features: ...

It's important to have a bucket list. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 71 x 53cm