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Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be mo...
View full detailsYou'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed...
View full detailsHave you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But...
View full detailsGreat ladies have said it, now great ladies can wear it. Aspiring great ladies are also welcome. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed c...
View full detailsI am very busy at the moment but if you have something particularly important to tell me write it down on a note and pass it to my cat. Features:...
View full detailsA little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.
#YesAllWomenShouldBeRockingTheseSocks Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
Seriously, how are you really supposed to know if you're peeing because you have to pee or because you think you *might* have to pee? Features: ...
View full detailsI just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She reminds me a little of you, actually. Features: Women's shoe size US 5-10 50% ...
View full detailsI talk to my dog like it's a wittle baby for some weason. Yes I do! Oh yes I do! Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 60% combed cotton; 20% nylon...
View full detailsThe cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis wher...
View full detailsAppropriate for a wide range of dress codes. Get it? DRESS codes? Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.
I'm so sorry for your loss. Sleep was such a kind, gentle soul and she'll be sorely missed. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton;...
View full detailsI've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% ...
View full detailsI never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
These socks were made for DANCING! (Sorry, that one was too easy to pass up.) Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nyl...
View full detailsJiggle your way to the top with your breast impression, but don't milk it for all it's worth. Features: U.S. women's sock size 9-11 50% combed co...
View full detailsSlip your feet into our Fuzzy Bed Socks. Super cosy on the inside and extra fluffy on the outside. Wear them to bed or around the house, you will w...
View full detailsNot all who wander are (unintentionally) lost. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.
Yes, that's bitchy in a good way. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.
Should you buy the shoes? Do you get the extra scoop? Do you take over the world? YES, GIRL, YES. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 35% combed c...
View full detailsSometimes "far" is the other side of the world... and sometimes it's just to the inner caverns of your mind. Pretty deep for a sock, huh? Women's...
View full detailsWomen's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.