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  • Blue Q | Bitch, I am the Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Bitch, I am the Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Bitch, I am the Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt

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    I'll tell ya, it's certainly not saffron or paprika. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

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  • Blue Q | Bitch I am the Secret Ingredient Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Bitch I am the Secret Ingredient Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Bitch I am the Secret Ingredient Tea Towel

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    Sorry, I didn't mean to yell. I just wanted to make sure you really heard me. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

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  • Blue Q | Hangry Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Hangry Tea Towel

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    Rising up, back on the street. Did my time, took my chances. Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet - just a wolf and his utensils. Features:...

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  • Blue Q | 5pm Love 7pm F*ck This Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | 5pm Love 7pm F*ck This Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | 5pm Love 7pm F*ck This Oven Mitt

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    We get it. You're on your way home from work feeling all inspired after finding that perfect recipe, but then you get to cooking and your life tu...

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  • Blue Q | Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt

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    Wanna join me? I promise, the food's gonna taste wayyyy better this way. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

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  • Blue Q | People I Want to Meet Dogs Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | People I Want to Meet Dogs Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | People I Want to Meet Dogs Tea Towel

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    It's important to have a bucket list. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton. 71 x 53cm

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  • Blue Q | I've Got A Knife Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I've Got A Knife Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I've Got A Knife Oven Mitt

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    Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn near perfect match for your kitchen. Features:...

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  • Blue Q | My Favourite Salad is Wine Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | My Favourite Salad is Wine Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | My Favourite Salad is Wine Oven Mitt

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    We get it. You're on your way home from work feeling all inspired after finding that perfect recipe, but then you get to cooking and your life tu...

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  • Blue Q | Oven Mitt A La Mode The Fk Out Of This-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Oven Mitt A La Mode The Fk Out Of This-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Oven Mitt A La Mode The Fk Out Of This

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    Dream, believe, achieve, my friend. Dream, believe, achieve.  Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

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  • Blue Q | I'll Bake Love To You Oven Mitt-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I'll Bake Love To You Oven Mitt-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I'll Bake Love To You Oven Mitt

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    But not before a little sweet talk. I have standards, you know. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

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  • Blue Q | Your Food Is Amazing Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Your Food Is Amazing Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Your Food Is Amazing Tea Towel

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    I call 'em like I see 'em, ok?  Features: Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.

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  • Blue Q | Kitchen Shithole Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Kitchen Shithole Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Kitchen Shithole Tea Towel

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    I know I said I'd clean up, but this is going TOO FAR. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

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  • Blue Q | I'll Bake Love To You Apron-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I'll Bake Love To You Apron-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I'll Bake Love To You Apron

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    I'll bake love to you, like you want me to, and I'll fold in your egg whites, baby all through the night... Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heav...

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  • Blue Q | Eat The S*** Out Of Plants Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Eat The S*** Out Of Plants Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Eat The S*** Out Of Plants Tea Towel

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    How many times do I have to ask you to not curse in front of the giraffe?! You know she's just going to repeat everything you say. Features: Su...

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  • Blue Q | I've Heard Good Things About Wine Apron-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I've Heard Good Things About Wine Apron-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I've Heard Good Things About Wine Apron

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    I've heard bad things about it, too. But the reviews have been generally positive. Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-lon...

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  • Blue Q | F**king Pizza Dish Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | F**king Pizza Dish Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | F**king Pizza Tea Towel

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    I'm all for religious tolerance and freedom, but if you don't believe in Pizza Angels then I can't be your friend. Features: Super-absorbent. 1...

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  • Blue Q | Food, Ya Burnt Oven Mitt-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Food, Ya Burnt Oven Mitt-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Food, Ya Burnt Oven Mitt

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    No, really... Are you going to check that? Because I think I smell smoke... and that flame is pretty high. Features: Super-insulated. 100%...

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Anyone with a sense of humour deserves an item or two from Blue Q. They’ve been designing & manufacturing amusing accessories since 1988 – aka for over 30 years! Their products are distinctive for their silly & sarcastic quotes, bright colours & retro inspired illustrations, and with a motto like “we just want you to be happy”, it’s no wonder they’re a beloved brand in gift stores all around the country…

Socks For Guys & Gals

There’s no doubt that Blue Q’s graphic & novelty socks for men & women are the company’s most well known and successful items. Made from combed cotton, nylon & spandex, they’re super comfortable and fit all foot sizes. However, it’s what’s written on them that makes them best sellers. Quotes range from ballsy backchat like “F**k Off I’m Gaming”, “Bitch I Am Relaxed”, “I’m Not Bossy I Am The Boss” and “Shhh… I’m Overthinking” to self-proclaimed mantles like “Cool Dad”, “Crazy Cat Dude”, “Grumpy Old Man”, “Cut As A Bitchy Button”, “Mindful As F**k”, “Cute But Psycho”, “Tough As Shit” & much more.

Oven Mitts & Aprons

If you want to make a sassy statement in the kitchen, Blue Q oven mitts & aprons are just what you need. The mitts are made of 100% cotton and are well insulated, whilst the aprons are a soft yet sturdy heavy cotton twill and come with an adjustable neck strap, pockets and long waist ties. Both are as practical as they are personality packed. Popular cooking related captions include “Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient”, “Man With A Pan”, “Feed You F**kers”, “Pizza’s Here”, “Undo Your Pants”, “Food Ya Burnt”, “I’ve Heard Good Things About Wine”, “I’ll Bake Love To You”, “Beer Me” & “Mr Spice Guy”.

Tea Towels & Toothbrushes

Super-absorbent and made from cotton, a Blue Q tea towel is another great addition to the homewares and kitchen cooking accessories collection. Due to its portrait length size, a few of them feature longer funny phrases, from odes to pizzas and other people’s cooking, to a love of coffee and whose turn it is to clean. Speaking of cleaning, polishing your pearly whites comes next, and would you believe it, Blue Q has entered that market too. BPA free and complete with soft bristles and a wide handle, these toothbrushes are a brightly coloured way to turn a routine into riot!