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  • Blue Q | I Never Fart Socks-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I Never Fart Socks-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I Never Fart Socks

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    I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | My Favourite Salad is Wine Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | My Favourite Salad is Wine Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | My Favourite Salad is Wine Oven Mitt

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    We get it. You're on your way home from work feeling all inspired after finding that perfect recipe, but then you get to cooking and your life tu...

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  • Blue Q | I'm Not Bossy, I'm the Boss Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I'm Not Bossy, I'm the Boss Oven Mitt-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I'm Not Bossy, I'm the Boss Oven Mitt

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    What I love about the way you Boss is that you Boss without overplaying the fact that you're a Boss. Only a true Boss could Boss like you Boss. F...

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  • Blue Q | Me When My Song Comes On Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Me When My Song Comes On Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Me When My Song Comes On Socks

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    These socks were made for DANCING! (Sorry, that one was too easy to pass up.) Features:  Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nyl...

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  • Blue Q | I F**king Love it Out Here Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I F**king Love it Out Here Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I F**king Love it Out Here Socks

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    Not all who wander are (unintentionally) lost. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Cute As A Bitchy Button Socks-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Cute As A Bitchy Button Socks-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Cute As A Bitchy Button Socks

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    Yes, that's bitchy in a good way. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Oven Mitt A La Mode The Fk Out Of This-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Oven Mitt A La Mode The Fk Out Of This-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Oven Mitt A La Mode The Fk Out Of This

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    Dream, believe, achieve, my friend. Dream, believe, achieve.  Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

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  • Blue Q | Mindful As F*ck Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Mindful As F*ck Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Mindful As F*ck Socks

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    The cool thing about mindful people is that they can still use the word "fuck." It's just that when they do, they do so from a more mindful perspec...

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  • Blue Q | Food, Ya Burnt Oven Mitt-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Food, Ya Burnt Oven Mitt-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Food, Ya Burnt Oven Mitt

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    No, really... Are you going to check that? Because I think I smell smoke... and that flame is pretty high. Features: Super-insulated. 100%...

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  • Blue Q | I'm Going To Fuck This Food Up (In A Good Way) Oven Mitt-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I'm Going To Fuck This Food Up (In A Good Way) Oven Mitt-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I'm Going To Fuck This Food Up (In A Good Way) Oven Mitt

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    I've got the gear, I've got the time, and I've got the stamina. Watch out food, I'm coming for ya. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton. ...

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  • Blue Q | I'll Bake Love To You Oven Mitt-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I'll Bake Love To You Oven Mitt-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I'll Bake Love To You Oven Mitt

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    But not before a little sweet talk. I have standards, you know. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

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  • Blue Q | Your Food Is Amazing Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Your Food Is Amazing Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Your Food Is Amazing Tea Towel

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    I call 'em like I see 'em, ok?  Features: Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.

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  • Blue Q | Yes Girl Yes Socks-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Yes Girl Yes Socks-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Yes Girl Yes Socks

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    Should you buy the shoes? Do you get the extra scoop? Do you take over the world? YES, GIRL, YES. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 35% combed c...

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  • Blue Q | Traveled Far Socks-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Traveled Far Socks-Homing Instincts-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Traveled Far Socks

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    Sometimes "far" is the other side of the world... and sometimes it's just to the inner caverns of your mind. Pretty deep for a sock, huh? Women's...

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  • Blue Q | Kitchen Shithole Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Kitchen Shithole Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Kitchen Shithole Tea Towel

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    I know I said I'd clean up, but this is going TOO FAR. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

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  • Blue Q | Here Comes Cool Mum Socks (Women)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Here Comes Cool Mum Socks (Women)

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    Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q |Aunts Are The Shit Socks (Women)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q |Aunts Are The Shit Socks (Women)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q |Aunts Are The Shit Socks (Women)

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    Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Tough As Shit Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Tough As Shit Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Tough As Shit Socks

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    I was just on a walk the other day when it occurred to me. And honestly, I was so blown away by my own incredible tenacity that I had to sit down f...

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  • Blue Q | I Made A Good Kid - Socks (women)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I Made A Good Kid - Socks (women)

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    You sure did! And they're standing right here! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | Dear Wine, yes - Socks (women)-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Dear Wine, yes - Socks (women)

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    Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

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  • Blue Q | I Gave a F*** Once Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I Gave a F*** Once Socks-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I Gave a F*** Once Socks

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    What came first, the Cute or the Psycho? The world may never know. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex. ...

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  • Blue Q | You're Fucking Welcome Socks-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | You're Fucking Welcome Socks-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | You're Fucking Welcome Socks

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    You're fucking welcome, and you're fucking welcome, everybody's fucking welcome, OK?!  Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% ...

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  • Blue Q | I'll Bake Love To You Apron-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | I'll Bake Love To You Apron-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | I'll Bake Love To You Apron

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    I'll bake love to you, like you want me to, and I'll fold in your egg whites, baby all through the night... Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heav...

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  • Blue Q | Eat The S*** Out Of Plants Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
    Blue Q | Eat The S*** Out Of Plants Tea Towel-Blue Q-Homing Instincts
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    Blue Q | Eat The S*** Out Of Plants Tea Towel

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    How many times do I have to ask you to not curse in front of the giraffe?! You know she's just going to repeat everything you say. Features: Su...

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Anyone with a sense of humour deserves an item or two from Blue Q. They’ve been designing & manufacturing amusing accessories since 1988 – aka for over 30 years! Their products are distinctive for their silly & sarcastic quotes, bright colours & retro inspired illustrations, and with a motto like “we just want you to be happy”, it’s no wonder they’re a beloved brand in gift stores all around the country…

Socks For Guys & Gals

There’s no doubt that Blue Q’s graphic & novelty socks for men & women are the company’s most well known and successful items. Made from combed cotton, nylon & spandex, they’re super comfortable and fit all foot sizes. However, it’s what’s written on them that makes them best sellers. Quotes range from ballsy backchat like “F**k Off I’m Gaming”, “Bitch I Am Relaxed”, “I’m Not Bossy I Am The Boss” and “Shhh… I’m Overthinking” to self-proclaimed mantles like “Cool Dad”, “Crazy Cat Dude”, “Grumpy Old Man”, “Cut As A Bitchy Button”, “Mindful As F**k”, “Cute But Psycho”, “Tough As Shit” & much more.

Oven Mitts & Aprons

If you want to make a sassy statement in the kitchen, Blue Q oven mitts & aprons are just what you need. The mitts are made of 100% cotton and are well insulated, whilst the aprons are a soft yet sturdy heavy cotton twill and come with an adjustable neck strap, pockets and long waist ties. Both are as practical as they are personality packed. Popular cooking related captions include “Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient”, “Man With A Pan”, “Feed You F**kers”, “Pizza’s Here”, “Undo Your Pants”, “Food Ya Burnt”, “I’ve Heard Good Things About Wine”, “I’ll Bake Love To You”, “Beer Me” & “Mr Spice Guy”.

Tea Towels & Toothbrushes

Super-absorbent and made from cotton, a Blue Q tea towel is another great addition to the homewares and kitchen cooking accessories collection. Due to its portrait length size, a few of them feature longer funny phrases, from odes to pizzas and other people’s cooking, to a love of coffee and whose turn it is to clean. Speaking of cleaning, polishing your pearly whites comes next, and would you believe it, Blue Q has entered that market too. BPA free and complete with soft bristles and a wide handle, these toothbrushes are a brightly coloured way to turn a routine into riot!