Even more amazing gifts in-store!
Not all who wander are (unintentionally) lost. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.
Yes, that's bitchy in a good way. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% nylon and 3% spandex.
Coming soon: Man With A Pot and Man With A Dutch Oven! Features: Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, h...
View full detailsDream, believe, achieve, my friend. Dream, believe, achieve. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
That said, I'm not going to tell you WHAT I've seen. You'll have to use your imagination for that. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 51% combed c...
View full detailsHere I am, still having it. Never lost it, not once, and not ever gonna. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.
No, really... Are you going to check that? Because I think I smell smoke... and that flame is pretty high. Features: Super-insulated. 100%...
View full detailsI've got the gear, I've got the time, and I've got the stamina. Watch out food, I'm coming for ya. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton. ...
View full detailsBut not before a little sweet talk. I have standards, you know. Features: Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
I call 'em like I see 'em, ok? Features: Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.
You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.
Should you buy the shoes? Do you get the extra scoop? Do you take over the world? YES, GIRL, YES. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 35% combed c...
View full detailsSometimes "far" is the other side of the world... and sometimes it's just to the inner caverns of your mind. Pretty deep for a sock, huh? Women's...
View full detailsI know I said I'd clean up, but this is going TOO FAR. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
Hey, as long as someone else is doing the cooking, it's all good. Features: Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
If you’re a guy who knows that spice is what makes the world go ‘round, make sure to pick up this colourful oven mitt! It features a toque-wearin...
View full detailsYou sure did! And they're standing right here! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
You're fucking welcome, and you're fucking welcome, everybody's fucking welcome, OK?! Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton, 44% ...
View full detailsI'll bake love to you, like you want me to, and I'll fold in your egg whites, baby all through the night... Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heav...
View full detailsThe term "beer me" can also be used to request non-beer items. For instance: "beer me those tongs" or "beer me the car keys." The possibilities are...
View full detailsHow many times do I have to ask you to not curse in front of the giraffe?! You know she's just going to repeat everything you say. Features: Su...
View full detailsShe will take extra sprinkles, though, if you have them. Maybe a cherry, too? Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
The wind in my hair, the sun on my back, and shorts that make my butt look amazing. Features: Women's shoe size 5-10. 54% combed cotton; 43% ny...
View full detailsFeatures: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
Women's shoe size 5-10. - 55% nylon - 43% combed cotton - 2% spandex.
Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world. Other times, I've got abso-fucking-lutely none of it. Not a speck. Women's shoe size 5-...
View full detailsWhile we're listing accomplishments I'm really good at binge watching my shows, too. Super Insulated 100% cotton Measures: 31.5cm x 18cm
MOVE OUTTA THE WAY! Fun Person coming through! Features: Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.
You can be a partial perfectionist all of the time or you can be a total perfectionist some of the time but you can't ever really make things perf...
View full detailsSay it loud, say it proud, say it with a tiny bit of superiority because now you're done saying it and everyone else is spending too much time and...
View full detailsCAN'T WAIT TIL MY MOUTH TASTES LIKE COFFEE AGAIN. Name one thing that's worse and also better than coffee breath. You can't. Features: Soft br...
View full detailsGETTING OUT OF BED ISN'T FOR EVERYONE. There are two kinds of people in this world, and I'm the kind that stays in bed. Features: Soft bristle...
View full detailsSHOWERS CAN GO F**K THEMSELVES. I LIKE A BATH. Enough with these freakin' showers, ok? What's so great about time and water efficiency? I'll wait...
View full detailsI SAD. I PET DOG. I HAPPY. A toothbrush so bright and cheerful, even non-dog lovers will love it. I know that's not really the point... I'm just ...
View full detailsHEY, CRANKYPANTS, I LOVE YOU. Some people just aren't morning people. Or evening people. Or lunch time people. Or mid-morning people. That doesn'...
View full detailsCall me shy one more time, I triple dog dare you. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.
Anyone with a sense of humour deserves an item or two from Blue Q. They’ve been designing & manufacturing amusing accessories since 1988 – aka for over 30 years! Their products are distinctive for their silly & sarcastic quotes, bright colours & retro inspired illustrations, and with a motto like “we just want you to be happy”, it’s no wonder they’re a beloved brand in gift stores all around the country…
There’s no doubt that Blue Q’s graphic & novelty socks for men & women are the company’s most well known and successful items. Made from combed cotton, nylon & spandex, they’re super comfortable and fit all foot sizes. However, it’s what’s written on them that makes them best sellers. Quotes range from ballsy backchat like “F**k Off I’m Gaming”, “Bitch I Am Relaxed”, “I’m Not Bossy I Am The Boss” and “Shhh… I’m Overthinking” to self-proclaimed mantles like “Cool Dad”, “Crazy Cat Dude”, “Grumpy Old Man”, “Cut As A Bitchy Button”, “Mindful As F**k”, “Cute But Psycho”, “Tough As Shit” & much more.
If you want to make a sassy statement in the kitchen, Blue Q oven mitts & aprons are just what you need. The mitts are made of 100% cotton and are well insulated, whilst the aprons are a soft yet sturdy heavy cotton twill and come with an adjustable neck strap, pockets and long waist ties. Both are as practical as they are personality packed. Popular cooking related captions include “Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient”, “Man With A Pan”, “Feed You F**kers”, “Pizza’s Here”, “Undo Your Pants”, “Food Ya Burnt”, “I’ve Heard Good Things About Wine”, “I’ll Bake Love To You”, “Beer Me” & “Mr Spice Guy”.